Here are some funny Jokes (or what I think is funny)
A young fellow in the midst of cutting up in the library, was approached by the librarian. "Please be quiet," she said, "the people around you can't read." "They can't?" said the boy. "Then what are they doing in the library?"
A man telephones his office and says, "Sorry, I can't come into work today, I'm sick.""How sick are you?" asks his boss."Well," he replies, "I'm in bed with my sister."
Two attorneys went into a diner and ordered two drinks. Then they produced sandwiches from their briefcases and started to eat.The owner became quite concerned and marched over and told them, "You can't eat your own sandwiches in here!"The attorneys looked at each other, shrugged their shoulders and then exchanged sandwiches.
How many elephants does it take to screw in a light bulb?Two, but you need a real big bulb.
Did you hear about the man who fell into the upholstery machine? He's all right, now. In fact, he's fully recovered.
