I cann't explain it just watch. This is INSANE!!!!!
Monday, September 24, 2007
Shock the Dick
Some story you read and hope to God this never happens to you but since it has happen to someone you can not help but laugh. A motorcyclist was hit with lighting on his….Wait for It….Penis…Yes Penis. I there was a definition of being unlucky this man’s picture would be there.
The man said (this is the best part) "I don't remember what happened. One minute I was taking a leak and the next thing I knew I was in hospital.”
So he was just on the side of the road taking a piss and ZAPP!!!. He gets hit by lighting. He only suffered light burns to his chest and arms. Since he was rubber boots the lighting just went through his body. If it was not for his boot he really could have cooked his hot dog.
Know I think of it he might be the luckiest man in the world. The article I found this put it best saying “hope lighting never strikes twice”
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The man said (this is the best part) "I don't remember what happened. One minute I was taking a leak and the next thing I knew I was in hospital.”
So he was just on the side of the road taking a piss and ZAPP!!!. He gets hit by lighting. He only suffered light burns to his chest and arms. Since he was rubber boots the lighting just went through his body. If it was not for his boot he really could have cooked his hot dog.
Know I think of it he might be the luckiest man in the world. The article I found this put it best saying “hope lighting never strikes twice”
Source
TV Presenter get sick
OK I don't like to watch anyone Vomit. It really makes me sick. but here is a video of a lady presenter getting sick on air(that's not the funny part) The funny part is the way she just jump back and explains everything very calmly and like nothing happened.
I was bored
This is the explaination of a man who came into a store and try to rob it in the nude. I could not under stand this when I get bored I fall asleep in front of the TV.
Friday, September 21, 2007
Wednesday, September 19, 2007
PETA Streaks again

I love when Celebrities get a consciences and force use to watch and the best people or cause that force there believe on to the beautiful people is PETA. I am not say the work the do is not important but I love how they can get supermodel, movies stars and just the pretty lady to drop their dresses.
I think that is the PETA is doing every one a great service by show us the way of preventing harming animals but show us beautiful women.
So the news member of the Naked PETA ads is Alicia Silverstone (Batgirl) I have not seen her in a while but she still looks good. Maybe this will trigger a come back (I am sure that is what she is thinking too)
Great Job PETA Keep up the good work
Also there is a video( worth checking out )
Tuesday, September 18, 2007
Hot from HR Press
Office Memo Here is a memo that our beloved HR people have sent out to every new employee.(this explains the high turn-over)
To: All Employees
Dear Staff,
It is advised that you come to work dressed according to your salary. If we see you wearing Prada sneakers and carrying a Gucci bag we assume that you are doing well financially and therefore you do not need a raise. If you dress poorly, you need to learn to manage your money better, so that you may buy nicer clothes and therefore you do not need a raise. If you dress in-between, you are right where you need to be and therefore you do not need a raise.
Personal Days:
Each employee will receive 104 personal days a year. They are called Saturday and Sunday.
Lunch Breaks:
Skinny people get 30 minutes for lunch as they need to eat more so that they can look healthy. Normal size people get 15 minutes for lunch to get a balanced meal to maintain their average size. Fat people get 5 minutes for lunch, because that's all the time needed to drink a Slim Fast and take a diet pill.
Sick Days:
We will no longer accept a doctor statement as proof of sickness. If you are able to go to the doctor, you are able to come to work.
Restroom Use:
Entirely too much time is being spent in the restroom. There is now a strict 3 minute time limit in the stalls. At the end of 3 minutes, an alarm will sound, the toilet pater roll will retract, the stall door will open and a picture will be taken. After your second offense, your picture will be posted on the company bulletin board under the "Chronic Offender" category.
Surgery:
As long as you are employed here, you need all your organs. You should not consider removing anything. We hired you intact. To have something removed will constitute a breach of employment.
Thank you for your loyalty to our company. We are here to provide a positive employment experience. Therefore, all questions, comments, concerns, complaints, frustrations, irritations, aggravations, insinuations, allegations, accusations, contemplation, and input should be directed elsewhere.
Have a nice week.
To: All Employees
Dear Staff,
It is advised that you come to work dressed according to your salary. If we see you wearing Prada sneakers and carrying a Gucci bag we assume that you are doing well financially and therefore you do not need a raise. If you dress poorly, you need to learn to manage your money better, so that you may buy nicer clothes and therefore you do not need a raise. If you dress in-between, you are right where you need to be and therefore you do not need a raise.
Personal Days:
Each employee will receive 104 personal days a year. They are called Saturday and Sunday.
Lunch Breaks:
Skinny people get 30 minutes for lunch as they need to eat more so that they can look healthy. Normal size people get 15 minutes for lunch to get a balanced meal to maintain their average size. Fat people get 5 minutes for lunch, because that's all the time needed to drink a Slim Fast and take a diet pill.
Sick Days:
We will no longer accept a doctor statement as proof of sickness. If you are able to go to the doctor, you are able to come to work.
Restroom Use:
Entirely too much time is being spent in the restroom. There is now a strict 3 minute time limit in the stalls. At the end of 3 minutes, an alarm will sound, the toilet pater roll will retract, the stall door will open and a picture will be taken. After your second offense, your picture will be posted on the company bulletin board under the "Chronic Offender" category.
Surgery:
As long as you are employed here, you need all your organs. You should not consider removing anything. We hired you intact. To have something removed will constitute a breach of employment.
Thank you for your loyalty to our company. We are here to provide a positive employment experience. Therefore, all questions, comments, concerns, complaints, frustrations, irritations, aggravations, insinuations, allegations, accusations, contemplation, and input should be directed elsewhere.
Have a nice week.
Juno trailer
I am a big movie trailer fan. Some times I think the trailer are better then the movies. Here is one of those flims. the trailer look very interesting and fun and light but when you watch it is mostlikely very long and boring
Paris is climbing?
It looks like Paris Hilton is still out of control. I just saw this pictures of her taking a fall in front of a night club ( I don't think the floor was slipper Just her drinking too much) I can understand slipping and fall while drink I have done that plenty of times. But the next picture of Paris climb a fence seems very strange. She must know she will always have a camera crew be hind her, So it makes me believe that she is trying to get back in the papers.
The lead singer of the Foo fighter(great band) does not like Paris Hilton and some very nasty thing to say about her( which I total Agree).


Monday, September 17, 2007
Senator's Carig's Restroom
Senator Craig’s Restroom is a popular place to take a tour. Travelers are going to the infamous bathroom in the airport where Senator Craig was arrested for trying to get sex from a police man.
Thursday, September 13, 2007
Saudi Road Skating
Things are crazy in the middle east but this explain how crazy it is there. I don't much about this new sport but all is people get out of their cars and roller skate (or just house slipper) beside a car doing 150km or more. It is some funny shit
here are the crazy ones( just turn down the volume)
Saudi Road Skating
here are the crazy ones( just turn down the volume)
Saudi Road Skating
Wednesday, September 12, 2007
50 cent for Paris
Boy here is some of the strange news I have heard in a while. 50 cent may be dating Paris Hilton. Both were seen in Las Vegas at the 50 cents album launch at the Hard Rock Hotle and Casino on Saturday. This just make my head spin and my stomach sick.
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Dream Job
Here is a dream job for me and they would not have to pay me. BBC has reported that a company in doing research on women bouncing breasts while working out.
Click here to read the whole thing
Click here to read the whole thing
Tuesday, September 11, 2007
Mugger pick on the Wrong man
Don’t you hate that the world is not fair. Good guys finish last, The Bad Guys get away. Well some time the world is fair. Let me explain why.
A blind man in Germany is walking down the street, a mugger see the man and thinks this would be an easy target. And he will not be able to id me because…well he is blind. The Perfect Target the mugger thinks.
The mugger runs up on the blind man and punches him in face and grabs the blind man’s bag. The Perfect Target happens to be a former world champion in judo for the visually impaired. The blind man beats up and takes down the mugger and call for help the police arrested the mugger.
This is why the world is fair today.
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A blind man in Germany is walking down the street, a mugger see the man and thinks this would be an easy target. And he will not be able to id me because…well he is blind. The Perfect Target the mugger thinks.
The mugger runs up on the blind man and punches him in face and grabs the blind man’s bag. The Perfect Target happens to be a former world champion in judo for the visually impaired. The blind man beats up and takes down the mugger and call for help the police arrested the mugger.
This is why the world is fair today.
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The Pope
The Pope arrives in heaven, where St. Peter awaites him. St. Peter asks who he is.The Pope: "I am the pope."St. Peter: "Who? There's no such name in my book."The Pope: "I'm the representative of God on Earth."St.Peter: "Does God have a representative? He didn't tell me ..."The Pope: "But I am the leader of the Catholic Church ..."St. Peter: "The Catholic church ... Never heard of it ... Wait, I'll check with the boss."St. Peter walks away through Heaven's Gate to talk with God.St. Peter: "There's a dude standing outside who claims he's your representative on earth."God: "I don't have a representative on earth, not that I know of ... Wait, I'll ask Jesus." (yells for Jesus)Jesus: "Yes father, what's up?"God and St. Peter explain the situation.Jesus: "Wait, I'll go outside and have a little chat with that fellow."Ten minutes pass and Jesus reenters the room laughing out loud. After a few minutes St. Peter asks Jesus why he's laughing.Jesus: "Remember that fishing club I've started 2000 years ago? It still exists!"
Monday, September 10, 2007
Anti-Piracy Ad from The IT Crowd
If you have seen IT Crowd yet got to any bit torrent site and download before the FBI kill you.
Lawyer Jok
>A VERY SUCCESSFUL LAWYER PARKED HIS BRAND NEW PORSCHE
>CARRERA GT IN FRONT OF THE OFFICE, READY TO SHOW IT
>OFF TO HIS COLLEAGUES. AS HE GOT OUT, A TRUCK CAME
>ALONG TOO CLOSE TO THE CURB AND COMPLETELY TORE OFF
>THE DRIVER'S DOOR.
>
>FORTUNATELY, A COP IN A POLICE CAR WAS CLOSE ENOUGH TO
>SEE THE ACCIDENT AND PULLED UP BEHIND THE PORSCHE, HIS
>LIGHTS FLASHING. BUT, BEFORE THE COP HAD A CHANCE TO
>ASK ANY QUESTIONS, THE LAWYER STARTED SCREAMING
>HYSTERICALLY ABOUT HOW HIS PORSCHE, WHICH HE HAD JUST
>PICKED UP THE DAY BEFORE, WAS NOW COMPLETELY RUINED
>AND WOULD NEVER BE THE SAME, NO MATTER HOW HARD THE
>BODY SHOP TRIES TO MAKE IT NEW AGAIN.
>
>AFTER THE LAWYER FINALLY WOUND DOWN FROM HIS RANT, THE
>COP SHOOK HIS HEAD IN DISGUST AND DISBELIEF.
>
>"I CAN'T BELIEVE HOW MATERIALISTIC YOU LAWYERS ARE,"HE
>SAID. "YOU ARE SO FOCUSED ON YOUR POSSESSIONS THAT YOU
>NEGLECT THE MOST IMPORTANT THINGS IN LIFE."
>
>"HOW CAN YOU SAY SUCH A THING?" ASKED THE LAWYER.
>
>THE COP REPLIED, "DON'T YOU EVEN REALIZE THAT YOUR
>LEFT ARM IS MISSING? IT GOT RIPPED OFF WHEN THE TRUCK
>HIT YOU!!!"
>
>"OH, MY GOD!" SCREAMED THE LAWYER.
>
>????????????????? "MY ROLEX!"
>
>CARRERA GT IN FRONT OF THE OFFICE, READY TO SHOW IT
>OFF TO HIS COLLEAGUES. AS HE GOT OUT, A TRUCK CAME
>ALONG TOO CLOSE TO THE CURB AND COMPLETELY TORE OFF
>THE DRIVER'S DOOR.
>
>FORTUNATELY, A COP IN A POLICE CAR WAS CLOSE ENOUGH TO
>SEE THE ACCIDENT AND PULLED UP BEHIND THE PORSCHE, HIS
>LIGHTS FLASHING. BUT, BEFORE THE COP HAD A CHANCE TO
>ASK ANY QUESTIONS, THE LAWYER STARTED SCREAMING
>HYSTERICALLY ABOUT HOW HIS PORSCHE, WHICH HE HAD JUST
>PICKED UP THE DAY BEFORE, WAS NOW COMPLETELY RUINED
>AND WOULD NEVER BE THE SAME, NO MATTER HOW HARD THE
>BODY SHOP TRIES TO MAKE IT NEW AGAIN.
>
>AFTER THE LAWYER FINALLY WOUND DOWN FROM HIS RANT, THE
>COP SHOOK HIS HEAD IN DISGUST AND DISBELIEF.
>
>"I CAN'T BELIEVE HOW MATERIALISTIC YOU LAWYERS ARE,"HE
>SAID. "YOU ARE SO FOCUSED ON YOUR POSSESSIONS THAT YOU
>NEGLECT THE MOST IMPORTANT THINGS IN LIFE."
>
>"HOW CAN YOU SAY SUCH A THING?" ASKED THE LAWYER.
>
>THE COP REPLIED, "DON'T YOU EVEN REALIZE THAT YOUR
>LEFT ARM IS MISSING? IT GOT RIPPED OFF WHEN THE TRUCK
>HIT YOU!!!"
>
>"OH, MY GOD!" SCREAMED THE LAWYER.
>
>????????????????? "MY ROLEX!"
>
New Indy Title
So big thing happen this weekend The fourth Child of the parents of Harrison Ford and George Lucas got a name. It will be for ever known as Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull. I think that is Spanish for "has Chubby Ankles" George Lucas has great hope for this one...maybe a blockbuster. a summer run away but Harrison Ford is just happy it is health.
If that did not make any sense let me sum it up for you The fourth Indiana Jones movie has a title and is called Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull.
Click here to see the press release
Iron Man Teaser

Iron man has finally a teaser
Click here to see the teaser
It looks good. It is loaded with action as much as Robert Downey jr is load. I always like the smart mouth of Robert Downey jr. It was a nice touch that they use Black Sabbath's Iron Man riff.
Osama Bin Laden's hair tips
The world is still try to catch bin laden. So he came out with a new video and all people focus on is that he has die his hair black.
Boingboing has artical just about the at
Boingboing has artical just about the at
The Britney Bomb
Well I knew things were going to be very bad for Britney Spears when MTV asked her to open the VMAs but I could not image how funny she was. She looks like she was not too sure where she was or what was going on. We have give her credit she manage to a least put part of her out fit on. (the underwear at least)She make looking like an idiot on stage effortless. A few tip maybe she should have listen to the song more then once so when I was on stage I could act like it was my song. Her dance more were something else to watch. Go are the days where she would have very fancy dance move today's Britney just walk around (to be fair those are my dance move too) I guess too much Cheetos and Cigarettes have talk it toll.
Funny funny funny
A headline today said that Brintey Career is over. I have to dis agree her comeback is happen even if it is not the direction she wants it to go. All I have to say is Britney ....."Gimme More!!!!"
Here is what people are reporting about Britney and I thought I was being mean.
Funny funny funny
A headline today said that Brintey Career is over. I have to dis agree her comeback is happen even if it is not the direction she wants it to go. All I have to say is Britney ....."Gimme More!!!!"
Here is what people are reporting about Britney and I thought I was being mean.
Friday, September 7, 2007
The Greatest Live Performance
What do think is the greatest live music performance of all time... I say Queen "Under Pressure" 1986 live at Wembley
Watch it and you will agree with me
Please leave a comment on what you think is better then this one.
enjoy!!!
I will keep add the one i find and like all weekend and some time next week i will come up with a list of the top ones.
Please put the link of the performance(YouTube) with your comment so we can see it.
Thanks.
I also like Hurt by nine inch nails
Watch it and you will agree with me
Please leave a comment on what you think is better then this one.
enjoy!!!
I will keep add the one i find and like all weekend and some time next week i will come up with a list of the top ones.
Please put the link of the performance(YouTube) with your comment so we can see it.
Thanks.
I also like Hurt by nine inch nails
Britney is opening
I am very happy to hear that Britney Spears is going to open MTV Music Awards this year. It is good see she work again. I can just picture her wiping the cheetos stained hand on the curtain before she goes on stage. My guess she will be wearing her long shirt with some boots (I think she believe this look in going to take off at the nearest trailer park.)
So much fun!!!!
So much fun!!!!
Angelina Found out how to look good

I think Angelina Jolie has stumble on to something here. She is in the new movie Beowulf. But it is an animation image of her. So she can be as thin as she wants to be. She will just have everything computerized that great figure she had in the tomb raider days.

Here is the R-rate trailer for Beowulf.

Here is the R-rate trailer for Beowulf.
Thursday, September 6, 2007
Thanks for the Voice
I am sure you have hear that Pavarotti has past away. I sorry to hear that. He has(had) an insanely great voice and he will be missed. But he is in heaven teaching the angel how to sing.
Here are some of my favorites Pavarotti performances
James Brown & Pavarotti
Pavarotti - Nessun Dorma
Luciano Pavarotti - Ave Maria - Schubert This is the best one. This one will make you cry(it did for me)
This is my last post for the day. I will be back tomorrow.
Here are some of my favorites Pavarotti performances
James Brown & Pavarotti
Pavarotti - Nessun Dorma
Luciano Pavarotti - Ave Maria - Schubert This is the best one. This one will make you cry(it did for me)
This is my last post for the day. I will be back tomorrow.
Wednesday, September 5, 2007
Gorilla Drums
I think every who grow up with this song has done this same thing. The Phil Collis song something in the air is a great song to air drum to. I wonder if the people who produce guitar hero will use this song in new music band hero( or what ever it called.) What made me laugh was the neck crack right before he start to drum. I know it is a guy in a monkey suit but how do the make his eyes blink.
Cadbury gorilla advert
Cadbury gorilla advert
A Blonde that is not so dumb!
A lawyer and a blonde are sitting next to each other on a flight from
L.A. To New York. The lawyer asks if she would like to play a fun game.
The blonde is tired and just wants to take a nap, so she politely
declines
And rolls over to the window to catch a few winks.
The lawyer persists. He explains how the game works. "I ask you a
Question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me, and vice-
Versa." Again, the blonde politely declines and tries to get some sleep.
The lawyer figures that since his opponent is a blonde he will easily
Win the match, so he makes another offer. "If you don't know the
Answer, you pay me only $5, but if I don't know the answer, I will
pay you $500."
The blonde figures there will be no end to this torment unless she
Plays, so she agrees. The lawyer asks, "What's the distance from the
Earth to the moon?"
The blonde reaches in to her purse, pulls out a five-dollar bill, and
Hands it to the lawyer Then she asks the lawyer "What goes up a hill
With three legs, and comes down with four?"
The lawyer is puzzled. He uses his laptop to search for references. He
Taps into the air-phone with his modem and searches the Net and the
Library of Congress. Frustrated, he sends emails to his coworkers and
Friends. No luck. After an hour, he gives up.
He wakes the blonde and hands her $500
The blonde politely takes the $500 and turns away to get back to sleep.
The lawyer, who is going nuts trying to figure it out, wakes the
blonde and asks,
"Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four?"
The blonde reaches into her purse, hands the lawyer $5, and goes back
to sleep.
L.A. To New York. The lawyer asks if she would like to play a fun game.
The blonde is tired and just wants to take a nap, so she politely
declines
And rolls over to the window to catch a few winks.
The lawyer persists. He explains how the game works. "I ask you a
Question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me, and vice-
Versa." Again, the blonde politely declines and tries to get some sleep.
The lawyer figures that since his opponent is a blonde he will easily
Win the match, so he makes another offer. "If you don't know the
Answer, you pay me only $5, but if I don't know the answer, I will
pay you $500."
The blonde figures there will be no end to this torment unless she
Plays, so she agrees. The lawyer asks, "What's the distance from the
Earth to the moon?"
The blonde reaches in to her purse, pulls out a five-dollar bill, and
Hands it to the lawyer Then she asks the lawyer "What goes up a hill
With three legs, and comes down with four?"
The lawyer is puzzled. He uses his laptop to search for references. He
Taps into the air-phone with his modem and searches the Net and the
Library of Congress. Frustrated, he sends emails to his coworkers and
Friends. No luck. After an hour, he gives up.
He wakes the blonde and hands her $500
The blonde politely takes the $500 and turns away to get back to sleep.
The lawyer, who is going nuts trying to figure it out, wakes the
blonde and asks,
"Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four?"
The blonde reaches into her purse, hands the lawyer $5, and goes back
to sleep.
Fun facts from Infection Control
Did you know...
During an hour's swimming at a municipal pool you will ingest 1/12 liter
of urine.
In an average day your hands will have come into indirect contact with
15 penises (touching door handles, etc.)
An average person's yearly fast food intake will contain 12 pubic hairs.
In a year you will have swallowed 14 insects - while you slept!
Annually you will shake hands with 11 women who have recently
masturbated and failed to wash their hands.
Annually you will shake hands with 6 men who have recently masturbated
and failed to wash their hands.
In a lifetime 22 workmen will have examined the contents of your dirty
linen basket.
At an average wedding reception you have a 1/100 chance of getting a
cold sore from one of the guests.
Daily you will breath in 1 liter of other peoples' anal gases.
HAVE A GREAT DAY...
.and wash your damn hands!
During an hour's swimming at a municipal pool you will ingest 1/12 liter
of urine.
In an average day your hands will have come into indirect contact with
15 penises (touching door handles, etc.)
An average person's yearly fast food intake will contain 12 pubic hairs.
In a year you will have swallowed 14 insects - while you slept!
Annually you will shake hands with 11 women who have recently
masturbated and failed to wash their hands.
Annually you will shake hands with 6 men who have recently masturbated
and failed to wash their hands.
In a lifetime 22 workmen will have examined the contents of your dirty
linen basket.
At an average wedding reception you have a 1/100 chance of getting a
cold sore from one of the guests.
Daily you will breath in 1 liter of other peoples' anal gases.
HAVE A GREAT DAY...
.and wash your damn hands!
Fast Musicaing
The world fast bango player
Fast panio player. This guy look like he was playing in fastforward
Fast panio player. This guy look like he was playing in fastforward
Tuesday, September 4, 2007
The Simpson Intro (Star Wars)
Someone has created a Simpson Intro with a Star Wars Theme. It is very enjoyable.
Child on board

Won't Mom and Dad Will be Surprise to see Me!!!! WEEE!!!
I remember the summer camping trip I use to take with my family. They would wake up early and creep out of the house before sunrise. Sometime the would forget wake but I was a fast runner and never missed a vacation. The only thing i did not like was my arms would be so after the trip.
Funny Magic Trick
I have always been a suck for magic. I think we like magic because we could not figure it out. I really like magic when there is a comdey aspect to it. like this one.
Hot Chick With Tattoos


If you want to see a great list of the 101 hottest women with tattoo, then click here.
If you want to see a great list of the 101 hottest women with tattoo, then click here.
The list is worth Checking out but here is some Honorable mention that if you like looking at sexy women with tattoos.
1. Ann French
2. Teri Polo
3. Lisa Seifert
4. Christina Milian
5. Masumi Max
6. Nina Brosh
7. Kerry Katona
8. Frankie Rayder (NSFW)
9. Summer Altice
10. Amerie
11. Jessica Biel
If you want to see a great list of the 101 hottest women with tattoo, then click here.
The list is worth Checking out but here is some Honorable mention that if you like looking at sexy women with tattoos.
1. Ann French

2. Teri Polo
3. Lisa Seifert
4. Christina Milian
5. Masumi Max
6. Nina Brosh
7. Kerry Katona
8. Frankie Rayder (NSFW)
9. Summer Altice
10. Amerie
11. Jessica Biel
There are plenty I would disagree they belong on this list. The one that is q
uestionable is Jenna Jameson. If you look at the pictures of her on the list you can understand why she is on the list. But that was then if we were going on her beauty now she would have been kick off this list.
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