Darth Vader in love Prt 1

A very funny Youtube clip. It looks professionally done. Can't wait for part 2

WIN 2 AIRLINE TICKETS ALL EXPENSES PAID TO THE 2008 OLYMPIC GAMES INPEKING, CHINA.To participate is very easy, just open the attached photo, correctlyanswer the following questions and send your answers to theInternational OlympicCommittee:

1. Which student seems to appear tired/sleepy?

2. Which ones are male twins?

3. Which ones are the female twins?

4. How many women are in the group?

5. Which one is the teacher?Good Luck!!!!

Kim Kardashian Nude in Playboy

If you have not hear of her yet well get ready to get to know her. Here is another person who is popular for nothing. She has done nothing but stared in a sex tape and her large back end and a friend of Paris. Now she has her own show called Keeping up with the Kardashians. Yup you guess it. It is about her life and family. So where can she go from here.. maybe a movie, a TV guest spots or modeling a line of clothes. How about Playboy? She has made her name with sex tape so it just makes sense to have a professional take her pictures in the buff. I have to admit she is pretty hot. Hopefully I would get tired of her like Paris Hilton

Here is the cover of the December issue of Playboy

Get her Number

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Star Wars tone Deaf

Another talent portion of a pageant show gone bad. Maybe she should have spent more time practicing playing Star Wars and not on her dance moves. This is very painful and funny to watch. I think it would have been a bad comedy act but she was very serious so that make it laugh out load funny. Every Christmas party she will every attend will have this playing for laughs.

Keep the Car running....Bruce

This is a stolen footage of Bruce Springsteen and Arcade Fire. This one of my favorite song for the monment. It is cool see Bruce playing with other bands. His voice matches the Arcade Fire sound.

Vs. Men

For all those men who say, Why buy a cow when you can get milk for free. Here's an update for you: Now days, 80% of women are against marriage,

WHY? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage.

Men are like...

1. Men are like ...Laxatives ...... They irritate the crap out of you.
2. Men are like.Bananas ...... The older they get, the less firm they are.
3. Men are like ......Weather Nothing can be done to change them.
4. Men are like .Blenders You need One, but you're not quite sure why.
5. Men are like .....Chocolate Bars .... Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.
6. Men are like .....Commercials ....... You can't believe a word they say.
7. Men are likeDepartment Stores ..... Their clothes are always 1/2 off.
8. Men are like ......Government Bonds .... They take soooooooo long to mature.
9. Men are like .....Mascara They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
10. Men are like.Popcorn .... They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
11. Men are likeSnowstorms .... You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.
12. Men are like ........Lava Lamps .... Fun to look at, but not very bright.
13. Men are likeParking Spots . All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.

Now send this to all the remarkable women you know, as well as to any understanding good-natured, fun kinda guys you might be lucky enough to know !!!!!!!!!!

Memo From HR

Casual Fridays:
Week 1 - Memo No. 1
Effective this week, the company is adopting Fridays as Casual Day. Employees are free to dress in the casual attire of their choice.
Week 3 - Memo No. 2
Spandex and leather micro-miniskirts are not appropriate attire for Casual Day. Neither are string ties, rodeo belt buckles or moccasins.
Week 6 - Memo No. 3
Casual Day refers to dress only, not attitude. When planning Friday's wardrobe, remember image is a key to our success.
Week 8 - Memo No. 4
A seminar on how to dress for Casual Day will be held at 4 p.m. Friday in the cafeteria. A fashion show will follow. Attendance is mandatory.
Week 9 - Memo No. 5
As an outgrowth of Friday's seminar, a 14-member Casual Day Task Force has been appointed to prepare guidelines for proper casual-day dress.
Week 14 - Memo No. 6
The Casual Day Task Force has now completed a 30-page manual entitled "Relaxing Dress Without Relaxing Company Standards." A copy has been distributed to every employee. Please review the chapter "You Are What You Wear" and consult the "home casual" versus "business casual" checklist before leaving for work each Friday. If you have doubts about the appropriateness of an item of clothing, contact your CDTF representative before 7 a.m. on Friday.
Week 18 - Memo No. 7
Our Employee Assistant Plan (EAP) has now been expanded to provide support for psychological counseling for employees who may be having difficulty adjusting to Casual Day.
Week 20 - Memo No. 8
Due to budget cuts in the HR Department we are no longer able to effectively support or manage Casual Day. Casual Day will be discontinued, effective immediately.

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My wife does not let me take down message any more she say I should let the machine get. I don't understand why.