Friday, February 15, 2008
The World in Nuts
Proof That The World is Nuts
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In Lebanon , men are legally allowed to have sex with
animals,but the animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a
male animal is punishable by death.
(Like THAT makes sense.)
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In Bahrain , a male doctor may legally examine a woman's genitals, but
is prohibited from looking directly at them during the examination. He
may only see their reflection in a mirror.
(Do they look different reversed?)
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Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of a corpse.
This also applies to undertakers. The sex organs of the deceased must
be covered with a brick or piece of wood at all times.
(A brick??)
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The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation.
(Much worse than"going blind!")
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There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel the
countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege
of having sex for the first time
Reason: under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden for virgins to
marry.
(Let's just think for a minute; is there any job anywhere else in
the world that even comes close to this?)
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In Hong Kong , a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her
adulterous husband, but may only do so with her bare hands. The
husband's illicit lover, on the other hand, may be killed in any
manner desired.
(Ah! Justice!)
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Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool , England but only in
tropical fish stores.
(But of course!)
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In Cali , Colombia , a woman may only have sex with her husband, and
the first time this happens, her mother must be in the room to witness
the act.
(Makes one shudder at the thought.)
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In Santa Cruz , Bolivia , it is illegal for a man to have sex
with a woman and her daughter at the same time.
( I presume this was a big enough problem that they had to pass
this law?)
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In Maryland , it is illegal to sell condoms from vending
machines with one exception: Prophylactics may be dispensed from a
vending machine only "in places where alcoholic beverages are sold for
consumption on the premises."
(Is this a great country or what? Well . . . not as great as Guam !)
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Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.
(Who volunteers for this stuff?)
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Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
(Is that why Flipper was always smiling?)
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The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull 30 times its
own weight and always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.
(From drinking little bottles of .... ?)
(Did the government pay for this research??)
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Butterflies taste with their feet.
( Ah, geez.)
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An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
(I know some people like that.)
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Starfish don't have brains.
(I know some people like that, too.)
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
And, the best for last:
Turtles can breathe through their butts.
(And I thought I had bad breath in the morning!)
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In Lebanon , men are legally allowed to have sex with
animals,but the animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a
male animal is punishable by death.
(Like THAT makes sense.)
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
In Bahrain , a male doctor may legally examine a woman's genitals, but
is prohibited from looking directly at them during the examination. He
may only see their reflection in a mirror.
(Do they look different reversed?)
*~*~**~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of a corpse.
This also applies to undertakers. The sex organs of the deceased must
be covered with a brick or piece of wood at all times.
(A brick??)
*~*~**~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation.
(Much worse than"going blind!")
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel the
countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege
of having sex for the first time
Reason: under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden for virgins to
marry.
(Let's just think for a minute; is there any job anywhere else in
the world that even comes close to this?)
*~*~* ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
In Hong Kong , a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her
adulterous husband, but may only do so with her bare hands. The
husband's illicit lover, on the other hand, may be killed in any
manner desired.
(Ah! Justice!)
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool , England but only in
tropical fish stores.
(But of course!)
*~* ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
In Cali , Colombia , a woman may only have sex with her husband, and
the first time this happens, her mother must be in the room to witness
the act.
(Makes one shudder at the thought.)
*~*~*~*~**~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~**~*~*
In Santa Cruz , Bolivia , it is illegal for a man to have sex
with a woman and her daughter at the same time.
( I presume this was a big enough problem that they had to pass
this law?)
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
In Maryland , it is illegal to sell condoms from vending
machines with one exception: Prophylactics may be dispensed from a
vending machine only "in places where alcoholic beverages are sold for
consumption on the premises."
(Is this a great country or what? Well . . . not as great as Guam !)
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.
(Who volunteers for this stuff?)
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
(Is that why Flipper was always smiling?)
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull 30 times its
own weight and always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.
(From drinking little bottles of .... ?)
(Did the government pay for this research??)
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Butterflies taste with their feet.
( Ah, geez.)
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
(I know some people like that.)
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Starfish don't have brains.
(I know some people like that, too.)
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
And, the best for last:
Turtles can breathe through their butts.
(And I thought I had bad breath in the morning!)
Thursday, February 14, 2008
Wolverines first look
The X-men did so well that they decided to have asked hugh jackman to have his own movie Wolverine. This time it will be a prequel to the X-men and who Logan becames Wolverine. The picture is not impressive at all. We have seen him as wolverine but it will just be the start.
Source USAToday
Indiana Jones And the Kingdom of Crystal Skull teaser
It was bond to happen Indiana Jones is back and it really looks good. Or maybe it is because the theme musics brings me back to my childhood and when Radiers of the lost Ark was the best movie ever. Any ways that is the reason I will be seeing this movie. I really hope it is just as good as any of the first three. I think this will not be as good as the first one but not too many movies are as good as the first one.
the Teaser
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the Teaser
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Tuesday, February 12, 2008
Scarett Johansson and Natalie Portman on the W cover
Natalie Portman and Scarlett Johansson have done a photo shot for the cover of W magazine. They are doing this to promote the other boleyn girl.The play two sister that are trying to be Queen.( A movie that I will never see. )
The Other Boleyn Girl trailer
Tazing Chewbacca
This soldier was hit by a tazer and his sound of pain sound like chewbacca. He looks like he was in some much pain that I could not help but laugh
A photo Shot
Man can you image the camare that can take these type of pictures. With that type of camara maybe I would be able to take good shot and not those fuzz ones
Bianca's Valentine's Day dress
Bianco Gascoigne has her outfit pick out for valenitnes day. For those who don't know her she is a british Glamour model
Monday, February 11, 2008
Oliva Munn poses
If you are not a geek then you would not know who Olivia Munn is. She hosts Attack of the Show. It is basically all the nerdy news that is give by host chicks. So I never miss a show.
Yahoo! playing hardball
Yahoo! has sent a formal message to Microsoft saying "no thanks on you offer". Microsoft has made an offer of 44 billion to buy Yahoo! but the board wants a little more say 10 billion dollars more. So what is Microsoft to do? Well they have stated that they will go to the stockholder and by pass the board. I think this deal will go through even if Yahoo! board of directors don't want it. I truely believe that Microsoft and Yahoo! knows it is the only way the can take on Google. but they will have to agree on the price.
Christina Aguilera is top heavy
Christina Aguilera has had her baby and instead of just being a mom taking care of the kid Christina has decide to get the tightest top and show off her boobs.
Roy Scheider Dies at 75
Jaws were the creator of the big summer movies. Roy Schneider played the lead roll and man did he get it right. The Shark was the start but Roy help make the shark the star.
Roy Schneider die yesterday and but that is too bad he was a very good actor and I know he has not been in the movie business for a while but he will be missed.
He had one of the best lines from any movie.
“I think we are going to need a bigger boat."
Brody Kills the Shark
Here is a video of Jaws
Roy Schneider die yesterday and but that is too bad he was a very good actor and I know he has not been in the movie business for a while but he will be missed.
He had one of the best lines from any movie.
“I think we are going to need a bigger boat."
Brody Kills the Shark
Here is a video of Jaws
Saturday, February 9, 2008
Anime Makeup
Here is something that seems like a big was of time. but since some has done it is pre cool. Just remember the Manga character have big eyes
Dear Dad
> A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see the bed was
> nicely made, and everything was picked up.
>
> Then, he saw an envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow. It was
> addressed, "Dad".
>
> With the worst premonition, he opened the envelope and read the letter,
> with trembling hands.
>
> Dear Dad,
> It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you.
> I had to elope with my new girlfriend, because I wanted to avoid a scene
> with Mom and you.
> I've been finding real passion with Stacy, and she is so nice, but I
> knew you would not approve of her because of all her piercings, tattoos,
> her tight Motorcycle clothes, and because she is so much older than I am.
> But it's not only the passion, Dad.
> She's pregnant. Stacy said that we will be very happy.
> She owns a trailer in the woods, and has a stack of firewood for the
> whole winter. We share a dream of having many more children.
> Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't, really hurt
> anyone. We'll be growing it for ourselves, and trading it with the other
> people in the commune, for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want.
> In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS, so
> Stacy can get better. She sure deserves it!!
> Don't worry Dad, I'm 15, and I know how to take care of myself.
> Someday, I'm sure we'll be back to visit, so you can get to know your
> many grand children.
>
> Love,
> your son,
>
> John.
>
> P.S. Dad, none of the above is true.
> I'm over at Tommy's house. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse
> things in life than the school report that's on my desk.
>
> I love you!
> Call when it is safe for me to come home...
> nicely made, and everything was picked up.
>
> Then, he saw an envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow. It was
> addressed, "Dad".
>
> With the worst premonition, he opened the envelope and read the letter,
> with trembling hands.
>
> Dear Dad,
> It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you.
> I had to elope with my new girlfriend, because I wanted to avoid a scene
> with Mom and you.
> I've been finding real passion with Stacy, and she is so nice, but I
> knew you would not approve of her because of all her piercings, tattoos,
> her tight Motorcycle clothes, and because she is so much older than I am.
> But it's not only the passion, Dad.
> She's pregnant. Stacy said that we will be very happy.
> She owns a trailer in the woods, and has a stack of firewood for the
> whole winter. We share a dream of having many more children.
> Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't, really hurt
> anyone. We'll be growing it for ourselves, and trading it with the other
> people in the commune, for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want.
> In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS, so
> Stacy can get better. She sure deserves it!!
> Don't worry Dad, I'm 15, and I know how to take care of myself.
> Someday, I'm sure we'll be back to visit, so you can get to know your
> many grand children.
>
> Love,
> your son,
>
> John.
>
> P.S. Dad, none of the above is true.
> I'm over at Tommy's house. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse
> things in life than the school report that's on my desk.
>
> I love you!
> Call when it is safe for me to come home...
Fergie shows a little ass
The black eye peas has done a benfit concert. I don't understand Fergie she has a great body but something about her face make me want to turn away.
Forbidden Kingdom Trailer
Based on the Chinese legend of the monkey king, revolves around an American teenager who discovers the king's legendary stick weapon in a pawn shop. He is transported back in time to ancient China, where he joins a crew of warriors fighting to free the imprisoned king.
Genres: Action/Adventure and Science Fiction/Fantasy
Release Date: April 18th, 2008 (wide)
Friday, February 8, 2008
Wall-E Trailer
Everyone has seen the teasers for this new Pixar/Disney Picture but no body knew anything about the plot but Wally-E is lonely. Know Disney has release a trailer explaining just little more.
Girl of the Day
Kate Hudson
Age: 28
Height: 5'6"
National Treasure: This Cali cutie caught our attention as a sexy band groupie in Almost Famous, then proceeded to become invisible to men with How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days. Today, Kate reunites with Matthew McConaughey for Fool's Gold. If you've been thinking about breaking up with your girlfriend, this would be the time to do it. If not, do it anyway
Fool's Gold
Chaos Theory Trailer
The story centers on a compulsive organizer (Reynolds) who decides to live his life without planning and in the process discovers love with Mortimer's character. Townsend completes the love triangle playing Buddy, the best friend of Reynolds' character who also falls in love with Mortimer's character.
Thursday, February 7, 2008
Golden Rat
Gold Rat for Sale> Since the it is a the year of the rat. So Hong Kong Jewerly companies are creating special golden rats
Carvinal nudie Lose Contest
Fat Tuesday happen and the in Rio the do it right with at huge parade or Carnival. The parade is contest so each year it had gotten big and sexier but they do have rule like nobody can be completely naked. And that is what happens one of the high scoring leaders loses because of a wardrobe malefaction. I guess all that dancing and the sweat made her little piece of plastic that was covering her fell off. To the enjoyment of the crowd but took points away. After seeing this I am moving to brazil Click here to read the whole story.
Here a few highlights
Here a few highlights
Not only the spend so much time and effort in getting a good looking float but the also have some very strange themes.
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