Wednesday, March 26, 2008

Rick Roll


If you want to see more of the Sexiest Women in Sport where nothing Click the Picture






OR







If you were one of the ones that fell for that link through you are not alone I was the trick into the false link. This is the new thing it is call RickRollin, it is a link promising something you want see but instead it send you to a Rick Astley's song "Never going to Give up" and anyone who knows this song will tell you it is very hard not sing it all day. I think you need to like to 8 hours of Metallica for every second you hear any Rick Astley song so you can exorcise out of your head.

So this a public service Be very Careful where you Click. As for link For the HOTTEST WOMEN IN SPORTS CLICK HERE(ENJOY)


NEVER GOING GIVE YOU UP, NEVER GOING TO SAY GOODBYE......


OK Here IS the REAL LINK...NEVER GOING GIVE YOU UP, NEVER GOING TO SAY GOODBYE......Damn Know I got the song in my head, I have to go and find my Metallica MP3.


Monday, March 24, 2008

Learning Could be Fun


If the teacher looked like this when I when to school then maybe I would have learned something.

Friday, March 21, 2008

Eye test


Watching my computer all day has really made my eyes bad. So I went to a new eye doctor and he say he could help my eye sight with this quick and simple test. So I took this eye test and found that I have 20/20 vision

Thursday, March 20, 2008

Cute Kitten Mind Trick

St Patties day was a few day ago. (if you don't St. Patrick's day is a time or excuses to go drink with the boys.) well I might have accidental go too wasted and ...I guess(the best I can remember) I did somethings that really embarrassed my Girlfriend (All I will say is a tire wretch, a coffee can and a policeman's sock were involved.) Anyways my Girlfriend was not talk to me so I sent this email saying i was sorry and I used this pictures, and all is forgiven. So use this Cute Kitten Mind Trick wisely

RedNeck BirthControl



"I Told you Stop that Wid yous Sis....Maybe this will stop yous!!!)


Not Only is this a Red Neck Birth Control this is a Red Neck Brazil Wax Job....Yuk, Yuk!

Tuesday, March 18, 2008

Tropic Thunder Trailer

The first time i saw the tease it looked like it was trying to be a real movie, but how could it when it has Ben Still and Jack Black. Also Robert Downy Jr. Playing an Australian that becomes a black man. Well all thing were cleared up with this trailer. All actors making a Vietnam movie and then they go to jungles and get really caught in some serious Sh*t. Right now I think this one will be the movie I will rent or download. It does not seem like something I would see at the theater.

Monday, March 17, 2008

St. Patty's Day(Danny Boy by the Muppets)

Since it is St. Patty's Day. We have the muppet singing Danny Boy. Surprising enough Me and a couple of Friends sound like this after a few Guinness. (also with the crying)



Who Knew that Becker had such a great voice.

New Jennifer Aniston Binkin shots




I can not get enough to this "Friend" in something tiny to wear. Well Jennifer Aniston is in Miami fliming Marley and Me(I never hear anything about it) So she has decided she needs some down time so she put on her younger nieces bathing suit and head for the sun.

Toliet Seat Update

I know this is just gross but I can't help it.... It is just a bit funny. The lady who spent two years on the toilet seat ( which i think might be a world record)Now i have footage and interviews. Just watch the Video. I am sure David Blaine ( the street Magician is kicking himself for not thinking of this stunt.)

Sunday, March 16, 2008

MARIJUANA FILLED FIREWOOD

"Hello, is this the Sheriff's Office?"

"Yes. What can I do for you?"

"I'm calling to report 'bout my neighbor Virgil Smith...

He's hidin' marijuana inside his firewood!

Don't quite know how he gets it inside them logs,

but he's hidin' it there."

"Thank you very much for the call, sir."

The next day, the Sheriff's Deputies descend on Virgil's house.

They search the shed where the firewood is kept .

Using axes, they bust open every piece of wood,

but find no marijuana. They just sneered at Virgil
and decided to leave.

Shortly, the phone rings at Virgil's house.

"Hey, Virgil! This here's Floyd....Did the Sheriff come?"

"Yeah!"

"Did they chop your firewood?"

"Yep!"

"Happy Birthday, buddy!"

(Rednecks know how to get-R-dun)

Friday, March 14, 2008

Britney's New Act

Have you seen this new britney spears video. I hate to say it but I like it. The music is OK, it sound like every Britney song. So she did something different she made the video in that Japanese cartoon style. I guess the studio had to do this because it is hard to show a video when your are in the hospital all crazy. I think the studios are on to something. If the can get the cartoon Britney to do concerts then the studios have it made.

Funny Picts



Thursday, March 13, 2008

Woman Stuck To Toilet Seat For Two Years

I don't know how to explain this but here goes. A woman has been living on the toilet for two years, Eating sleeping and Shitting all in one place. Her boy friend has been taking her things in to the toilet. (boy you that guy got himself a princess) So she would still be there but her ass has fused itself to the seat. Yes Skin Grew over the toilet and they had to get help. The medical people had use a crowbar to her off the throne. You just hope apartment had more then one bathroom. I always known the women take their time in the bathroom but come on.

Click here to read the whole Gross Story (don't click here if you are eating something)

Bad Upcoming movies

Let us take a moment to talk about some upcoming movie but not just any type, let us talk about bad ones. These are the movies you can see them bomb even before the release date. I don't understand why movie studios still thing these type of movies are going to sell or become a big hit. Yes I know some bad movies can become great movies but even if the are suppose to be great movies they can be come bad movie. But know I am just talking in circles.

1. Lost Boys 2: the Tribe Do you remember the time before 24, Kifer Sutherland was beating up human and not terrorist. And a hit movie just need one or more teen beat named Cory. Well the did not get Kifer Sutherland but they manage to get a "Cory". And this Cory looks the same as he did in 1986. Still looks like he can not buy a drink. This movie will have all those goth kids who shop at Hot Topics for cloths, lining up to download this movie.



2. Speed Racer. This movie seems more geared in for the studio and the people to make money. This is perfect example of actors working for that huge paycheck and not caring about the movie. All I can say is Go speed race, Go Speed Race!!! straight to a wall

Monday, March 10, 2008

Jenna Jameson for PETA


As we all know that PETA has ad dept that basically gets hot chick to take off their clothes for the cause of against animal cruelty. But they have done something different, this time the got a Porn Star Jenna Jameson. So instead of having her clothes off the put clothes on her, my guess since everyone has seen her naked maybe people would like to see her wearing something. Is it me or does she look like a plastic sex doll? She has fake boobs and looks like fake everything else

Who's your Monkey

Drunks and life long friend have a body to get rid off. Makes for good watch...On Cable if not else is on and you don't have any money or a date or a life

When Grandma Goes To Court

Lawyers should never ask a Mississippi grandma a question if they aren't prepared for the answer.

In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman to the stand. He approached her and asked, 'Mrs. Jones, do you know me?' She responded, 'Why, yes, I do know you, Mr. Williams. I've known you since you were a boy, and frankly, you've been a big disappointment to me. You lie, you cheat on your wife, and you manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs. You think you're a big shot when you haven't the brains to realize you'll never amount to anything more than a two-bit paper pusher. Yes, I know you.'

The lawyer was stunned. Not knowing what else to do, he pointed across the room and asked, 'Mrs. Jones, do you know the defense attorney?'

She again replied, 'Why yes, I do. I've known Mr. Bradley since he was a
youngster, too. He's lazy, bigoted, and he has a drinking problem. He can't build a normal relationship with anyone, and his law practice is one of the worst in the entire state. Not to mention he cheated on his wife with three different women. One of them was your wife. Yes, I know him.'

The defense attorney nearly died.

The judge asked both counselors to approach the bench and, in a very quiet voice, said,
'If either of you idiots asks her if she knows me, I'll send you both to the electric chair.'

Friday, March 7, 2008

Skating Bloopers

I am not much of an Ice staking watch, to me it ranks a one of the most boring sports to watch on TV and it is only second to Golf. But when they fall (it surprise me that this does not happen all the time) it makes for good TV watching. So here is a video of just falls....enjoy

Petra Nemcova

You got to hand to Sean Penn, not only is he a very good actor, academy award winner, person who stick to what he beleive in does not care what others think. I guess that is why he has a hot young chick as his leading lady.







Thursday, March 6, 2008

The Evolution of Dance

I must be the very last person to the party on this one. My mom who only thing a computer is good for is solitary told me she has seen this.But anyways if there any one that has not seen this you tube sensation well is called the evolution of dance. This guy must have been working at this for a while. But he scores big with the very funny dance moves. And this white boy can really bust some moves.


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