OK my vacation is over and all have to is sober up and get back in the game. He is a shot of me have too much fun.
Monday, December 29, 2008
Sunday, December 7, 2008
Saturday, December 6, 2008
A Site to See: Free Christmas-themed Adobe Photoshop tutorials
Christmas is coming up and you want sent nice look pictures to all those family members or friends that are not on you christmas list. Well if you are like me and also don't want to spent that much money for that on christmas picture list. Here is a great resource to create good looking effect in Photoshop. It comes from a site called http://www.toxel.com/. This is a good site to was some time. but I will do another post about that later.
Source free Christmas Photoshop
Great Place for Lunch
Well when I have a little time for lunch I like to find the best place with a veiw but by the looks of it I was not the only one with this idea.
Friday, December 5, 2008
Pawn shop for food
The Guys at Funny or Die has create another amusing skit about a pawn shop that only take old food (and of course will Ferrell makes an appearance)
See more Adam "Ghost Panther" McKay videos at Funny or Die
Joke of the Day: Blondes
Two blondes were walking through the woods and they came to some tracks. The first blonde said "These look like deer tracks." and the other one said: "No they look like moose tracks." They argued and argued for a while and they were still arguing when the train hit them.
Obey the Sign
So signs are to warn you of dangers but what is this warning...BEWARE of THE PENIS SQUID!!!!
HUH?????
Paula Deen's heart attack sandwich Speical
In a world where everone is trying to get health it is good to see someone who is not even trying and even pushing for a fast way to die.
Thursday, December 4, 2008
Swimming with A Great White
Okay this is just crazy and one of my worst nightmare. I have done some diving a saw my share of shark. I have never seen a great white(or any of the scary sharks) but I could not image swimming when a great white and let them come up to you and just swat it off like the guy in the video did.
A site to See: www.care2.com
It time that we went green and try to save this planet, if not for the future child at us who will live for along time. And if you are like me and have no clue what to do then go to http://www.care2.com/ It is a good resource for that green life that we should be living.
Babe of the day: Roselyn Sanchez
Roselyn Sanchez just go married yesterday so we will morn her walking down the isle today
Roselyn Sánchez (born April 2, 1973[1]) is a Puerto Rican singer, model, film and television actress.
Not only did she get married she had a small part in Capitain Ron
Roselyn Sanchez at Wikipedia
Roselyn Sanchez at AskMen
Roselyn Sanchez at Yahoo! Movies
Her singledom gone, without a traceChicago Sun-Times, United States - Dec 1, 2008"Without a Trace" co-star Roselyn Sanchez has gotten married at a historic fort in Puerto Rico in front of Eva Longoria Parker and 250 other guests. ...
'Game Plan' star wedsBoston Globe, United States - Nov 30, 2008Actress Roselyn Sanchez (inset), who costarred with Dwayne Johnson in the pigskin picture "The Game Plan," got married Saturday at a historic San Juan fort ...
Without a Trace Star Roselyn Sanchez MarriesE! Online - Nov 30, 2008Actress Roselyn Sanchez tied the knot on Saturday with her longtime boyfriend, actor Eric Winter, in her hometown of Puerto Rico. The nuptials took place at ...
'Without a Trace' star Roselyn Sanchez wedsMonsters and Critics.com - Dec 1, 2008By April MacIntyre Dec 1, 2008, 20:04 GMT "Without a Trace" star Roselyn Sanchez and actor Eric Winter were married Saturday in Puerto Rico. ...
Days star wedsTb Television, Canada - Dec 1, 2008He crashed into the middle of the DiMera/Brady saga as Rex Brady (aka Sexy Rex) and was revealed to be the love child of Roman and Kate on Days of Our Lives ...
Roselyn Sanchez And Eric Winter WedI Really Should Study, WA - Dec 1, 2008Los Angeles - Roselyn Sanchez and Eric Winter tied the knot on Saturday in Puerto Rico, the same place where Eric proposed. ...
Roselyn Sanchez Marries Eric Winter in Puerto Rico!Terra.com, FL - Dec 1, 2008The Without a Trace star tied the knot with soap actor Eric Winter in a lavish wedding ceremony in Puerto Rico. Over 250 guests--including VIPs Eva Longoria ...
Without a Trace Actress Marries Soap StarStar Magazine, NY - Dec 1, 2008Without a Trace's Roselyn Sanchez had something to be thankful for over the holiday weekend — love! The actress married her longtime beau, Eric Winters, ...
Without A Trace Star Roselyn Sanchez WedsRadar Online, NY - Dec 1, 2008Puerto Rican singer, model, and actress Roselyn Sanchez, who stars in the CBS show Without A Trace just got married to Days of Our Lives actor Eric Winter ...
Eva Longoria: bad botox or bad aging?The Inquisitr, Australia - Nov 30, 2008What has happened to Eva Longoria’s face? Pictures of the Desperate Housewives star attending the wedding of friend Roselyn Sanchez’s wedding in San Juan, ...
Wisdom From the Movies: Captain Ron quotes
I am a big Captain Ron fan. If you have not seen it then you should Netflix it and enjoy a very bad movie. I love the quotes from this movie. Just listen to Kurt Russell horse voice alone it just very funny. (after watching it again I keep calling people boss) You can learn alot from the Capt. like watch out to that hug reef coast of Australia. Huge son-of-a-bitch. Ran the whole coast. What was it called?
Anyways let me tell you what Captain Ron is about.
Captain Ron is a 1992 film starring Martin Short and Kurt Russell. A family in Chicago inherits a yacht formerly owned by Clark Gable. They decide to sail it from the island of Ste. Pomme de Terre to Miami and hire a local, Captain Ron, to sail it for them. He guides them from island to island in the treacherous Caribbean, making friends with revolutionaries, partying with the locals, and running afoul of the dreaded "Pirates of the Caribbean."
Here a few of my favs
Captain Ron: [after losing his glass eye] It never did fit anyway. Guess you gotta get 'em custom made.
[Lost in a heavy storm]
Captain Ron: We should be okay. 'Cause I know we're near land.
Martin Harvey: Great, Cap. Great. Ya hear that? We're almost there. Explain to the kids how you know that, Captain Ron. Someone translate for General Armando.
Captain Ron: Alright, now stay with me: When we left, we had just enough fuel to make it to San Juan. And we are out of fuel.
Captain Ron: [to Ben] Hey swab. C'mere. Listen up. Now, the way it works shipboard is, you do your job. You do it good, you get a better job. Maybe you get promoted from swab to mate. [Ben nods]
Captain Ron: Alright. Get on it.
Captain Ron: [to Martin] Sort've an incentive kind of a deal, huh?
Martin Harvey: Ah. Good.
Captain Ron: Yeah, incentives are important. I learned that in rehab.
Benjamin Harvey: Man. What happened to your eye?
Martin Harvey: Ben.
Katherine Harvey: Sweetie, that's rude.
Captain Ron: No, that's alright. Shark attack, swab.
Benjamin Harvey: A shark ate your eye?
Captain Ron: [telling how he lost his eye] Yeah, it happened when I went down off the coast of Australia.
Captain Ron: [telling how he lost his eye] Yeah, it happened when I went down off the coast of Australia.
Katherine Harvey: Your boat sank?
Captain Ron: No, no, no, no. Not my boat. My boss's boat. Yeah, we hit this reef. Huge son-of-a-bitch. Ran the whole coast.
Katherine Harvey: Wait. The Great Barrier Reef?
Captain Ron: You've heard of it, huh? Smart lady.
Wednesday, December 3, 2008
JCVD
Have you heard about this movie. First let me tell you it is not a new sexual dease. It is about a old action star Jean-Claude Van Damme. And he plays himself and he robbes a bank. This is amazing. Everyone has seen Jean-Claude Van Damme kick some ass but this makes him human and he gets his ass kicked. Okay let me say that I have only seen the trailer and I am very impressed. This show that Van Damme has something left in him. I don't thing he can care a movie but he would play a good side kick like kato to the Green Hornet.
Joke of the Day
There is a man who has three girlfriends, but he does not know which one to marry. So he decides to give each one $5000 and see how each of them spends it.
The first one goes out and gets a total makeover with the money. She gets new clothes, a new hairdo, manicure, pedicure, the works, and tells the man, "I spent the money so I could look pretty for you because I love you so much."
The second one went out and bought new golf clubs, a CD player, a television, and a stereo and gives them to the man. She says, "I bought these gifts for you with the money because I love you so much."
The third one takes the $5000 and invests it in the stock market, doubles her investment, returns the $5000 to the man and reinvests the rest. She says, "I am investing the rest of the money for our future because I love you so much."
The man thought long and hard about how each of the women spent the money and decided to marry the one with the biggest breasts.
The first one goes out and gets a total makeover with the money. She gets new clothes, a new hairdo, manicure, pedicure, the works, and tells the man, "I spent the money so I could look pretty for you because I love you so much."
The second one went out and bought new golf clubs, a CD player, a television, and a stereo and gives them to the man. She says, "I bought these gifts for you with the money because I love you so much."
The third one takes the $5000 and invests it in the stock market, doubles her investment, returns the $5000 to the man and reinvests the rest. She says, "I am investing the rest of the money for our future because I love you so much."
The man thought long and hard about how each of the women spent the money and decided to marry the one with the biggest breasts.
Babe of the Day: Elisha Cuthbert
Elisha Ann Cuthbert (born November 30, 1982) is a Canadian actress. Cuthbert is known as the former co-host of the Canadian children's television series Popular Mechanics for Kids. She had her first lead role in the 2003 feature film, Old School followed by The Girl Next Door. She has also had starring roles in the 2005 House of Wax film and the 2007 horror film Captivity. Her most prominent role is as Kim Bauer in the American action-thriller television series 24.
Elisha Cuthbert Remarks Get Sean Avery SuspendedAssociated Content, CO - 6 minutes agoAvery was once involved with actress Elisha Cuthbert, better known and mocked as crisis magnet Kim Bauer on 24. Cuthbert has since moved on to date another ...
Stars visit Edmonton aiming for third straight winSports Network - 40 minutes ago(Sports Network) - Having won back-to-back games for the first time this season, the Dallas Stars will try for three straight victories when they visit the ...
Rach Hunter's ex suspended from NHLStuff.co.nz, New Zealand - 53 minutes agoBAD CALL: Sean Avery has been suspended from the NHL after making thinly veiled comments about fellow players dating his ex-girlfriend. ...
Star Couplings: NHL Star Sean Avery Suspended For Calling Elisha ...The Frisky, Georgia - 48 minutes agoHockey player Sean Avery, who used to date actress Elisha Cuthbert (she ditched Justin Timberlake’s best friend Trace Ayala for Avery), was suspended by the ...
Here is the comment made by Sean Avery
Pig slop: Swine Avery manages to define 'too far' for NHLCBSSports.com - 49 minutes agoBy Ray Ratto Let's leave the exciting world inside Plaxico Burress' head for a moment. Let's let Dodd walk through the re-upping of Charlie Weis and the ...
Avery suspended for remarksHouston Chronicle, United States - 37 minutes agoAP DALLAS — Sean Avery knows all about the punishment that comes with saying something inflammatory on the ice, from time in the penalty box to having a ...
Avery Suspended Indefinitely by NHL for Crude LineABC News - 51 minutes agoBy JAIME ARON AP Sports Writer AP Sean Avery knows all about the punishment that comes with saying something inflammatory on the ice, from time in the ...
Avery in Hot Water for Crude CommentsAOL Canada, Canada - 33 minutes agoSports teams often defend their players when they get into trouble, but the Stars have refused to bail out their super pest after he landed in hot water ...
Elisha Cuthbert on the Web
Elisha Cuthbert at IMDB
Elisha Cuthbert at IMDB
Elisha Cuthbert at Wikipedia
Elisha Cuthbert at Babes2Babes.ne
tElisha Cuthbert at AskMen
Eisha Cuthbert at HQscan.com
Elisha Cuthbert at Yahoo! Movies
Elisha Cuthbert at People.com
Elisha Cuthbert at Rotten Tomatoes
Funny Action Stars
Most action star had to star some where and here are a bunch of hopefull action star. All of these guy could be in action movie....Kung fu panda
Tuesday, December 2, 2008
She never saw it coming
Not too sure if this picture is real or just photoshopped. This has happen so it is very scary to think a lion that big could sneak up on anything. I guess that is why they are the king of the Jungle(sorry). Hopefully the lion will wait till she is done wiping. Maybe the smell is keeping the lion away.(hate to be down wind)
A site to See: Strike.tv
I like webseries. Most of them are really rough and need a lot of work but the writing can be good. Well do you remember that t.v. writers strike. The some writer created http://www.strike.tv/
This site show case some comdey that you will never see on t.v. The down fall is I am not too sure if they are putting any thing new. Oh well Just enjoy the ones they do have
Babe of the Day: Pink
Since I did a post about Pink this morning we decide to keep the theme going. Ok I don't know much about her but I do know she scares me(and I like it)
Pink at Wikipedia
Pink at AskMen
Pink at Yahoo! Movies
The Simpson Vs. Steve Jobs and Apple
Matt Groening and his family (the Simpsons) have made fun of everyone. And now they have decide to take on Apple and Steve Jobs. Very funny and I am sure stevie will get his pixar people to make fun of Matt. The best part is the names Apple is Mapple and Steve Jobs is Steve Mobs
"You think you're cool because you buy a $500 phone with a picture of a fruit on it. Well guess what? They cost 8 bucks to make and I pee on every one"
Here is the whole episode
Pink really Loves herself
OK I am not really a Pink music fan. But I did like the one where she think she is rock star. I think it was call "I am a rock star" Anyways that is a different rant. This one is about her new video call "Sober" in where she make out with herself(and not the way you think)Do yourself a favor and fast forward to 2:20
Monday, December 1, 2008
Biggest Wave
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The biggest Wave I have ever seen. This guy my must a balls of steel. It scared me just watch him get drag in.
Joke of the Day: Fish after Marriage
Four married guys go fishing. After an hour, the following
conversation took place.
First guy: ‘You have no idea what I had to do to be able to
come out fishing this weekend.
I had to promise my wife that I would paint every room in the
house next weekend.’
Second guy: ‘That is nothing, I had to promise my wife that
I would
build her a new deck for the pool.’
Third guy: ‘Man, you both have it easy! I had to promise my
wife that I would remodel the kitchen for her.’
They continue to fish. When they realized that the fourth guy
has not said a word, they asked him,
‘You haven’t said anything about what you
had to do to
be able to come fishing this weekend. What’s the deal?’
Fourth guy: ‘I just set my alarm for 5:30 am. When it went
off, I shut off my alarm, gave the
wife a slap on her butt and said: ‘Fishing or Sex?’ She
said: ‘Wear sun-block.’
conversation took place.
First guy: ‘You have no idea what I had to do to be able to
come out fishing this weekend.
I had to promise my wife that I would paint every room in the
house next weekend.’
Second guy: ‘That is nothing, I had to promise my wife that
I would
build her a new deck for the pool.’
Third guy: ‘Man, you both have it easy! I had to promise my
wife that I would remodel the kitchen for her.’
They continue to fish. When they realized that the fourth guy
has not said a word, they asked him,
‘You haven’t said anything about what you
had to do to
be able to come fishing this weekend. What’s the deal?’
Fourth guy: ‘I just set my alarm for 5:30 am. When it went
off, I shut off my alarm, gave the
wife a slap on her butt and said: ‘Fishing or Sex?’ She
said: ‘Wear sun-block.’
Babe of the Day: Bárbara Mori
Bárbara Mori Ochoa (born February 2, 1978 in Montevideo, Uruguay) is a Mexican female actress and model.
Mori started work modeling and then later became a telenovela actress with TV Azteca. Her big break came with the remake of the telenovela Rubí of rival network Televisa in 2004 playing the title character.
Barbara Mori on the Web
Barbara Mori at IMDB
Barbara Mori at IMDB
Barbara Mori at Wikipedia
Barbara Mori at AskMen
Barbara Mori at Yahoo! Movies
Barbara Mori at Mr. Skin
This make Senes....How?
He Shoots He Almost Scores - Watch more Sports Videos
Looks like another JACKASS attemp of fame. Hopefully this took care of his nuts and will not spawn a dum ass.
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